In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

(via contagionheartbreak)

@2 hours ago with 258075 notes
@9 hours ago with 15672 notes


the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

because you only really need one hand to be better at manipulating your environment. It looks like we evolved without the need to be ambidextrous, so maybe just one hand does the trick

(via lameborghini)

@17 hours ago with 61812 notes
#hands #masturbation #evolution 

(Source: katara, via foxnewsofficial)

@18 hours ago with 116696 notes
White people:You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses:He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner:There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk:There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD:Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
White people:Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
@18 hours ago with 21772 notes

(Source: octopussoir-, via oomshi)

@1 day ago with 9701 notes
@2 hours ago with 4317 notes
@13 hours ago with 3387 notes

i want to start an all-positive conspiracy theory movement. chemtrails promote healthy bones. the moon landing was faked to give people something to believe in. the reptilians only wear skin suits to avoid startling people.




a softer new world order

🌸🍃🌹~follow 4 more soft conspiracy~🌹🍃🌸

this post is disinfo

@17 hours ago with 12740 notes

This Tortoise Is 182 Years Old. So Why Hasn’t He Stopped History’s Greatest Atrocities?
@18 hours ago with 2433 notes

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants


money will be worth more since it’s bigger

(via lameborghini)

@1 day ago with 14324 notes

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again


Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

(via official-gerardway)

@1 day ago with 27075 notes